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TOP 20 JOKES
1.why are elephants big and grey A.because if they where small and purple they would be a grape!!
2.why didn't the skeleton go to the ball A.because he had no body to go with!!
3.why is the sun so popular A.because its very hot!!
4.what did the pencil say to the paper A.take me to your ruler!!
5.why is a stadium so cold A.because of all the fans!!
6.why are false teeth so like stars A.because they come out at night!!
7.where does a frog keep his money A.in a river bank!!
8.why do people take a ladder to school A.because its a high school!!
9.what is black and white and red all over A. a newspaper!!
10.why dose bat man hate this website A. because its a real joker!!
11. knock knock whos there doris doris who doris locked thats why im knocking!!
12. what do penguins use for napkins A. flapkins!!
13.why did the chiken cross the playground A. to get to the other slide!!
14. what happend to the dog who swallowed a fire fly A. it barked with de-light
15. knock knock whos there cargo cargo who carGo beep! beep!
16. what do dogs eat at the cinema A. pup-corn!!
17. what did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of fallen tree A. bark bark!!
18. why cant cars play football A. because they only have one boot!!
19. what did the rock say to the ruler A.you rule!!
20. what did the ruler say to rock A. you rock!!